About 4 years ago, I read in a book a quote from some japanese haiku poet that read, "one who can write 5 haikus in his life is skilled; one who can write 10 haikus, a master", so at that time, one of the goals I set for myself was to write 50 haikus over the course of my life, and I'm fucking 24! I was just telling this to my friend Silvia {~DeMOniC-VAmpYr} about how I think I'm gonna try to write 50 more, and she agrees. So ja, I'll be attempting to write another 50 haikus over the course of my life. I'm not sure if there's anyone who's interested in keeping up on my writing, but I do have another poem under construction, so you can expect to see another one of my long babbly poems sometime in the (hopefully reasonably near) future. Keep rockin hard in the valley of hard rockin, everyone!

¡cKrotch!

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(these chingazos rule!)




Really, really, really friggin talented deviants whom you should check out ASAP if you haven't already done so!!...:

~3rd-eye-photography ~AcerB `Anahita ~anatheme ~anca ~angelmeat *AquaSixio ~arioth ~bawayan ~bkm *bionic7 `blackeri ~blindedangel *blix-it `BlueBlack ~boznic ~brined-up ~burnout777 ~bw-inc ~chaosartifex ~ChickenSlaveDriver ~danthalion *darkmatterzone ~Daystorm ~Delaril ~DeMOniC-VAmpYr ~DigitalPlazma *elsevilla ~fasth !fuckbucket =girltripped !gustoboy *i-04 ~immanuel !inziladun ~isaicomix *jade-pandora ~jaso888n ~JillWilli ~kadabr ~kaliban !KamiSexPlay *kerembeyit ~kevinlomax ~KingElessar *kittynn ~kunistvanattila *kunkka ~ladyspuky `larafairie ~latinabarbie `lithiumpicnic ~Liz1ttrstudio ~lostgirl ~Lumberman ~mancanman ~miss-manson ~Mparker ~MrKainulainen ~NadiaNadege ~NaIniE `nebu *neek-zique ~plangdon2 ~plusone ~pu-sama `pupasoul ~r3s3nt *rachaelm5 ~RavenFox ~RiverRune ~salandre *SelinaFenech ~sephaina ~shadowmech *Shomia *sijeney ~Skaera75b ~skorch0matik `smashmethod ~suckerforsunrises `superkev `suzi9mm *stabstabstab ~Swaroop =Taiia =Tatalia *terepalomitas ~Tokebox `Wishmistress ~vanaaini =VoodooBiatch ~yonaz `zancan =Zekio ~ZONATA



Some notably thoughtful writers I've come across:





This guy cuz his avatar kicks maximum ass (plus, he does fractals):





Alex Casteels - quite possibly, the most gorgeous man alive...





A few of my favorite devvies here on DA:


`alyn - There are no cats in Belgium (this is the best devArt ID EVER!!!)
~arioth - Nature Screams
~arioth - The Speed Of Darkness
~AristocraticAssassin - The World you love
*bionic7 - vbbcvc cv cv
*bionic7 - V 7 II
*bionic7 - - 7 -
*bionic7 - coma white prt3
=boobookittyfuck - my artist block
~boznic - the passionXD
~chaosartifex - Rammstein
*darkmatterzone - Black Fishnet II
*darkmatterzone - Pressure Play
~deadheir - Hijackers, Inc.
~Delaril - The lucid interval
~deviantkupo - God Is Dead
*Drakenborg - Sweet little devil
=gam3ov3r - Vote For Bush
~Gumjaw - The Big Red Button
!gustoboy - your poetry is horrible
~HOON - +s.o.o.t.h+ (this one's one of my top favorites on all of devArt)
~im-jess - Bjork
~inno-a-satana - Green Carnation
~jshumate - natalie5
~jshumate - natalie7
~jshumate - natalie8
~kadabr - Soul - It is in you to sell
*kedralynn - Out of The Ocean
~kenket - Volare
~KingElessar - Stonehenge
~ladyspuky - Sword
`lithiumpicnic - wrapped
~maxyme - Watch out for ninjas
~morningrise - Among Majestic Ruin
~noistar - Uncle San
~ProcrastinationFairy - Waiting for some one?
*Rimfrost - Comic - Suicidal Thoughts
*Rimfrost - Rip Comic - Badass
*Rimfrost - Rip Comic - McSuperdoom
*Rimfrost - Vicky Comic - Fucking Wannabes
*SelinaFenech - Motherhood
~Skaera75b - thee hopelessness
~skorch0matik - The Biscuit Fire (another one of my top faves!)
`smashmethod - With God As My Witness...
=Taiia - Dwayne Hicks
=Taiia - Silk
=Taiia - The Art of War
=Tatalia - Am I alone?
=Tatalia - The ligth is playing...
=Tatalia - The life is going away -2-



The most exciting and sexually provocative journal entry around:

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Along with the most deep, profound, thought-provoking journal entry around:

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"A man is likely to mind his own business if it is worth minding." -- Eric Hoffer

"Okay, no sexual jokes: I need a hammer." -- a waitress to my boss at work

Waitress: "There used to be love! Really, there was!"
Cook: "Yeah, that was when you were putting out!"
(also from work)

"seriously, dude, evolution must've been really drunk when it designed your sense of fun" -- My friend Terho to me about my sense of fun

"one is supposed to hate the christmas stuff all the year to be able to smile at it condescendingly in december" -- my friend Terho again

"Omniscious: that's when you know everything and you're really mean about it." -- a student in an English class I visited

"Slowly but surely, we are, too, getting fans in Finland" -- Ilmari Issakainen, of Tenhi, to my friend Katri, referring to their lack of notariety in their native country

"So what's the recipe for eggnog? minus the egg. ...and...the...nog..." -- me, to my friend Chris Waddell

"are you a human being, or a human doing?" -- Nadia Nadège

"Love makes the world go round. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast." -- Compton MacKenzie

"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring." --Matt Taylor

"I hope for the day when everyone can speak again God without embarrassment." -- Paul Tillich

"Lord, forgive me my little jokes on thee,
and I'll forgive you of your big one on me."
-Robert Frost



Websites you MUST vist (or else...):

FSI Language Courses
Hold the Button
The Official Opeth Homepage
The Official Dark Tranquillity Homepage
The Official Sigur Rós Homepage
The Official Green Carnation Homepage
The Official Tool Homepage
The Official Soulscar Homepage
HeartlessBitches.com (one of THE best sites on the net!)
Affirmations (or really Commandments) of Ancient Egypt
Political cartoons, merchandise, etc.
Pocho.com (Chale huei, chingazo!!!)
Cartoonista archives
Up-to-the-minute currency conversions
Binary Conversions
NewsToday
Logical Fallacies
Info-site on Mithras
Flood Stories from Around the World
Ex-Christian.net
No Beliefs
Satan Stole My Teddybear music reviews
Satan Was Here




Hail Satan!